TIFFANY'S OF BEVERLY HILLS

A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S, SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A  BEAUTIFUL

DIAMOND BRACELET, AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT.

AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS.

VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WHOOPS, AND PRAYS THAT A SALES PERSON WAS NOT

ANY WHERE NEAR. AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN ,STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER.

GOOD LOOKING AS WELL, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE

QUALIFICATIONS ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE

TIFFANY'S. HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH GOOD DAY MADAM, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY? BLUSHING, AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL

HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOME HOW MISSED HER LITTLE INCIDENT, SHE

ASKS, SIR WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET? HE ANSWERS

MADAM....IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT, YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE!!!!!!!!

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JEAN POWE